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Don't worry, I don't take your emails and sell them off to random virus companies (for example, zango, whom which I curse forever for putting toolbars covering half of my screen on my desktop), but I do send you cool stuff, like software, games, new projects that I completed, math problems of varying difficulty and other various assorted things. It'll only take half a second*

I send them every week, or every other week, depending on what kind of home work I have (I am a very busy 7th grader), but I'll usually try to send them to you.

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So press the next button, and if you don't know where that is, it's on the bottom left corner of this fake alert box, to the left of the cancel button (which I strongly advise you don't press). and btw if I ever do happen to sell you email adresses away, you can have mine and sell it to them again for revenge (johnma2006@gmail.com)

*if you press random buttons and type 10^6 words a minute p.s. don't read that

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Noverber 18th, 2007
Sorry. I have a lot of homework and forgot about my beloved website. And I just got my piano back and have to practice 1 to 2 hours a day. But finally, on a Saturday I updated it at last, with the Homework helper!!! *shouts of joy*. So if anyone needs any help with their homework, just go there and ask.

October 30th, 2007
Wait a sec... no updates for a week? Bad John! Well, a cool thingy coming soon. By the way, visit my friend Colin's website, at www.bananafredsoft.com
October 21st, 2007
Made the bottom box a teeny weener big bigger. I also fixed the gradient that didn't appear right on the sides of the boxes in Internet Explorer, where it was all blocky and not fuzzy like it's supposed to be. Curse you Internet Explorer!!! *shakes fist*
October 20th, 2007
A pretty big update. As you can probably see, I added two boxes instead of one, because of complaints of not being able to see the news and the introduction and the same time. So, after months of pondering about maybe making a scroll all button, or just deleting the intro, a lightbulb appeared above my head and I thought, "Why don't I just make two boxes!" So I did. (I also thought of renaming my site Johntendo DS)
October 17th, 2007
Made suggestion box that basically took me three minutes because I just modified an (extremely secret) emailer a.k.a the chaos maker. You can find it here. (If you want to know about the emailer a.k.a the chaos maker sign up for the newsletter because it will be in next weeks issue!) Sign up here.
October 15th, 2007
I made the website compatible for 768*1024 resolution screens. Before it was just cutoff, but now I made the whole thing smaller by cutting off two sharps (boo hoo). I also stumbled across the gradient thingy at the right, which I have no idea how I did because I was just pressing random buttons and that just popped up. Hooray for mistakes.
October 14th, 2007
I've finally made this website Internet Explorer Compatible (mostly, anyways) just for all the IE-lovers out there. I've also added the translucent background to this text (which I think is an improvement).
October 11th, 2007
I've made an email list registration form! Hooray! Now you can suscribe (please do) and get weekly emails on cool stuff.
October 4th, 2007
I've added the links to my previous projects, and little thumbnails (works in Firefox only) that pop up when you scroll over them.
October 1st, 2007
www.johnma.net is finally running! Without those dummy ads on the top! Yay!

If you want me to make you a website, email me at johnma2006@gmail.com with confirmation you aren't one of my current or old classmates.